1. Inappropriate parking
So, this actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I drive up to the parking garage and theres a truck stopped right in front of the only entrance. While waiting I see the driver walk past me and I look at him and he looks right at me. He doesn’t indicate in any sort of manner that he’s going to move any time soon. Now, the truck isn’t right up against where the curb would be, it’s a few feet away. I think to myself, “I think I can squeeze through.” There was just enough space, minus the rearview mirror. On either side of the garage entrance guess how many cars were there. ZERO.
BOW!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Circles
Circles are bow to begin with, but at least people in NJ know how to navigate them. They usually do what my uncle does, don’t make eye contact and just keep driving. It’s a good technique that works. So, I drive through the only circle in Michigan on my way home and I swear Michigan drivers have no idea what to do. I would imagine this is what goes through their head.
Average Michigan driver: “Oh my god, a circle, I have no idea what to do. Oh wait, maybe if I drive 5 miles an hour in between the two lanes.”
Me, stuck behind the genius driver: “DRIVE A-HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
BOW!!!!
3. Gloves
The other week I left my gloves in my coat. The coat that I left at home because I didn’t want to take it back to Michigan. The other day the temp was in the 20’s and my hands were cold. To remedy the situation I went to the store. I’m looking around where they should have gloves and what do I find. NO GLOVES. In fact I didn’t see any kind of winter clothes at all. This is in a state where the average temp is about 3.5 degrees.
BOW!!!!!!!!!!!
The life I think about, : Is so much bettr than this, 07/09/09 06:36pm
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