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Firestone: Great Service
Posted by: Cropduster in really bow on July 1st, 2009
So I take my car in to get new tires. I figure Firestone is a good place to go given that they deal exclusively in, you know, installing and fixing tires. I purchase tires, wait for an hour and a half, and then they bring my car around. I walk over to the car to leave and see this on my rear rims:
Fantastic job, both are gashed and damaged. I talk with the store manager and he says he’ll try and help but is stand-off-ish on the phone. Can’t wait to go in at 7AM tomorrow and argue.
… Bow
Not Bow – Guy Conversations
Posted by: Cropduster in not bow on April 22nd, 2009
Chicks talk on the phone for hours…
IM about nothing forever…
Endlessly leave Facebook comments…
Guys don’t have time for that nonsense.
Example of complete conversation from tonight:
That conversation obviously told me:
- Starving when do we eat
- Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice tits
- Too lazy to care about plugging this laptop in, but not too lazy to get another beer
- All women shouldn’t wear shirts but we’ll never get our way
Word.
Sony’s New Useless Sack of Shit
Posted by: Cropduster in not bow on February 10th, 2009
And the “not bow” award of the day goes to:
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Kudos to the Onion for making me change my shorts.
It’s That Kind of Day
Posted by: Cropduster in bow on February 3rd, 2009
Hey look, some Q-tip heads in the Buick are advertising Bow today. I feel you gramps, I feel you.
Poor Design
Posted by: Cropduster in bow on February 1st, 2009
Do you know what’s BOW?
Human Arms. What a piss-poor design. Normal functions become a burden when using your arms. Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach the exact spot with my hands to scratch effectively. Some may blame my inflexibility, but I blame arms. Arms are bullshit.
Bow.
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