So I take my car in to get new tires. I figure Firestone is a good place to go given that they deal exclusively in, you know, installing and fixing tires. I purchase tires, wait for an hour and a half, and then they bring my car around. I walk over to the car to [...]
Chicks talk on the phone for hours… IM about nothing forever… Endlessly leave Facebook comments… Guys don’t have time for that nonsense. Example of complete conversation from tonight: That conversation obviously told me: – Starving when do we eat – Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice [...]
Tagged Men, not bowDo you know what’s BOW? Human Arms. What a piss-poor design. Normal functions become a burden when using your arms. Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach [...]
Tagged Arms, bow