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Firestone: Great Service

So I take my car in to get new tires. I figure Firestone is a good place to go given that they deal exclusively in, you know, installing and fixing tires. I purchase tires, wait for an hour and a half, and then they bring my car around. I walk over to the car to [...]

Not Bow – Guy Conversations

Chicks talk on the phone for hours… IM about nothing forever… Endlessly leave Facebook comments… Guys don’t have time for that nonsense. Example of complete conversation from tonight: That conversation obviously told me: – Starving when do we eat – Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice [...]

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Sony’s New Useless Sack of Shit

And the “not bow” award of the day goes to: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work Kudos to the Onion for making me change my shorts.

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It’s That Kind of Day

Hey look, some Q-tip heads in the Buick are advertising Bow today.  I feel you gramps, I feel you.

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Poor Design

Do you know what’s BOW? Human Arms.  What a piss-poor design.  Normal functions become a burden when using your arms.  Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach [...]

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