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Firestone: Great Service

Cropduster — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:41:20 +0000

So I take my car in to get new tires. I figure Firestone is a good place to go given that they deal exclusively in, you know, installing and fixing tires. I purchase tires, wait for an hour and a half, and then they bring my car around. I walk over to the car to leave and see this on my rear rims:

Fantastic job, both are gashed and damaged. I talk with the store manager and he says he’ll try and help but is stand-off-ish on the phone. Can’t wait to go in at 7AM tomorrow and argue.

… Bow

Not Bow – Guy Conversations

Cropduster — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:29:01 +0000

Chicks talk on the phone for hours…
IM about nothing forever…
Endlessly leave Facebook comments…

Guys don’t have time for that nonsense.

Example of complete conversation from tonight:

That conversation obviously told me:
- Starving when do we eat
- Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice tits
- Too lazy to care about plugging this laptop in, but not too lazy to get another beer
- All women shouldn’t wear shirts but we’ll never get our way

Word.

Sony’s New Useless Sack of Shit

Cropduster — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:07:54 +0000

And the “not bow” award of the day goes to:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Kudos to the Onion for making me change my shorts.

It’s That Kind of Day

Cropduster — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:57:08 +0000

Hey look, some Q-tip heads in the Buick are advertising Bow today. I feel you gramps, I feel you.

Poor Design

Cropduster — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:34:22 +0000

Do you know what’s BOW?

Human Arms. What a piss-poor design. Normal functions become a burden when using your arms. Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach the exact spot with my hands to scratch effectively. Some may blame my inflexibility, but I blame arms. Arms are bullshit.

Bow.