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And then i ate this.
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on March 5th, 2009
I’m not gonna lie. It was quite tasty.
Really annoying laugh
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on March 5th, 2009
Sitting in a restaraunt right now. Kind of a quiet place, great sushi.
Across the room is this wan with a really annoying horible laugh. You know like the kind an old smoker lady gets. She’s not even old though. Maybe smokes I dunno don’t wanna know. Bow. Just stop laughing. Your friends at the table with you aren’t laughing. Nothing is funny. Just shut up shut up.
Bow bow hehehehehehe bow bow shut up.
The money you could be saving with that insurance company
Posted by: Taz McNasty in really bow on February 24th, 2009
Hate thoese commercials…
Breakfast Meats
Posted by: Taz McNasty in not bow on February 21st, 2009
NEW POLL!
What is the best Breakfast Meat?
- Sausage (67%, 4 Votes)
- Pork Roll (67%, 4 Votes)
- Bacon (50%, 3 Votes)
- Scrapple (50%, 3 Votes)
- Ham (33%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 6
Loading ...Bathroom Scale
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on February 21st, 2009
FUCK YOU BATHROOM SCALE! fuck you.
Wind
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on February 13th, 2009
I was away for three days when this wind was all up in the grill of the whole east coast. I got home late last night when it was dark. Working from my upstairs office I see out my window now that my trashcan is all the way in the back of my property by my back fence. Stupid wind.
Stupid Parking Lot.
Posted by: Taz McNasty in really bow on February 7th, 2009
So I had lunch with a friend at this diner yesterday (not the club) and the parking lot is TERRIBLE.
So I drive my car to what seemed like the nearest possible exit. NO LEFT TURN. BOW. So I turn right. The complete opposite direction from the one I want to be going. BOW. So I make the first right I can and am forced to drive all the way over to the other side of the world due to an impenetrable barrier which might as well be a wall of fire cause you can’t drive over that shit. BOW. I drive around the wall of fire and make my way around to the next possible left turn entrance to the road that will take me out of the parking lot. That’s when a big ass 18 wheeler comes plowing through at mach three, killing all small rodents, cats, and unattended children in its path (not bow on the cat thing, but…) BOW. I finally make the left and happy happy joy joy I’m out to the main road. At this point I realize my dining companion who is obviously much smarter than me had avoided the no left turn and the wall of fire at the other end of the world by simply driving a straight around path and was in the car ahead of me – even after leaving like 10 minutes after me and saving the world via conference call sitting in the car in the parking lot of despair.
All of this is clearly illustrated above, as you can see. The path of my car is in blue. The path of the smarter person’s car is in pink. Diner Not Club at the top left. Wall of fire, big ass truck… yep it’s all there.
BOW.
Not Bow: Bacon Explosion
Posted by: Taz McNasty in not bow on February 6th, 2009
Check it out. Amazing feat of culinary amazement if I do say so myself. Except for the physical detox needed after eating it. That is bow.