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Stupid Parking Lot.

So I had lunch with a friend at this diner yesterday (not the club) and the parking lot is TERRIBLE. So I drive my car to what seemed like the nearest possible exit.  NO LEFT TURN.  BOW.  So I turn right. The complete opposite direction from the one I want to be going.  BOW.  So [...]

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Not Bow: Bacon Explosion

Check it out. Amazing feat of culinary amazement if I do say so myself.  Except for the physical detox needed after eating it.  That is bow.

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Snow??

Today it was 50′s out. Yesterday it was 60′s. Now it’s snowing. Bow.

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Saying it

So there’s this girl. Let’s call her Derin. She says bow like the sound a dog makes. It’s bow like a f’in bow and arrow damnit. BOW!!!!!!!

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Uh Oh…

When things are wrong.  Really wrong. You know what I mean.

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Pedaling across the ocean blue…

So there’s this guy who wants to pedal across the Atlantic in a human powered submarine, aptly called the “Subhuman Project.”  The damn thing isn’t even air tight, he has to wear scuba gear and sleep on a tent on top of the water.  He’s only going to be 2 meters deep.  And it’s going [...]

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Cats

Yeah.  I just really don’t like cats.  Bow.

Butcher Bloc

bacon

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Parking space at bank

So I had to drive around the bank for a parking space just now. But there was this lady was talking on her cell phone in the middle the parking lot. She was still there even when I left. Why couldn’t she be like everyone else and break the law and talk on the cell [...]

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Lights… BOW

So I’ve got a celiling fan in my bedroom.  Few years ago I decided to add a remote control thingy to it that I could turn the fan and lights on and off without having to get up.  I’m lazy, OK!  Well, I haven’t used it in at least a year cause the crappy remote [...]

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