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Things that are just bow.

iphone ftw

iphones don’t support mms messages? bow oh yeah- no cut and paste either

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It’s That Kind of Day

Hey look, some Q-tip heads in the Buick are advertising Bow today.  I feel you gramps, I feel you.

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Snow??

Today it was 50′s out. Yesterday it was 60′s. Now it’s snowing. Bow.

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Poor Design

Do you know what’s BOW? Human Arms.  What a piss-poor design.  Normal functions become a burden when using your arms.  Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach [...]

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Flyers vs. St. Louis

I’m confused…do the Flyers forget how to play hockey? They had 5 on 4, 4 on 4, 4 on 3, 5 on 3…and the m’fers still got shutout. St. Louis had what…17 shorthanded goals? At least the Eagles are in the Super Bowl…oh wait….BOW!!!!

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Uh Oh…

When things are wrong.  Really wrong. You know what I mean.

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Plowing

So the other day it was snowing in Michigan (big surprise) and theres this parking lot down the street from me.  Now, this parking lot, I have not seen it used EVER in a year and a half.  So, while its snowing there’s a truck plowing this parking lot (that I have never seen a [...]

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People who think bacon is bad for you…

Let me tell you kids something…Bacon is good for you and will keep you alive for centuries. To anyone that thinks Bacon is bad or this whole “Pork Master” concoction Josh is about to make is a terrible idea….BOW!!!!

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Parking space at bank

So I had to drive around the bank for a parking space just now. But there was this lady was talking on her cell phone in the middle the parking lot. She was still there even when I left. Why couldn’t she be like everyone else and break the law and talk on the cell [...]

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Lights… BOW

So I’ve got a celiling fan in my bedroom.  Few years ago I decided to add a remote control thingy to it that I could turn the fan and lights on and off without having to get up.  I’m lazy, OK!  Well, I haven’t used it in at least a year cause the crappy remote [...]

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