krazy glue
Posted by: ok10minute in bow on July 2nd, 2009
krazy glue on my broken hanger – good.
krazy glue on my fingers – BOW
Firestone: Great Service
Posted by: Cropduster in really bow on July 1st, 2009
So I take my car in to get new tires. I figure Firestone is a good place to go given that they deal exclusively in, you know, installing and fixing tires. I purchase tires, wait for an hour and a half, and then they bring my car around. I walk over to the car to leave and see this on my rear rims:
Fantastic job, both are gashed and damaged. I talk with the store manager and he says he’ll try and help but is stand-off-ish on the phone. Can’t wait to go in at 7AM tomorrow and argue.
… Bow
Terrible movie
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on June 30th, 2009
I found “Next” with Nicholas Cage and Jessica Biel free on demand. I figured how bad could it be.
I feel thus far that I’m owed money for the waste of my time.
Things are wrong…
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on June 29th, 2009
I ate a hot dog with sour kraut on it today.
Suffice it to say “Oh no!”
I know… I know… it was only my own fault
End of a long weekend.
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on May 25th, 2009
Tomorrow is Tuesday. But will feel Monday.
Bow.
Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest!
Posted by: Taz McNasty in really bow on May 16th, 2009
I had essentially this conversation with a sort of high level guy at my work today. Part by voicemail, part by email, but if it were an actual conversation I’m sure it would have gone exactly like this. For purposes of this posting, we’ll call him “Lumberg”
Lumberg: “I need this done for Start Of Business tomorrow.”
Me: “You mean Monday.”
Lumberg: “No tomorrow.”
Me: “Well, it’s Saturday 3p making tomorrow Sunday, so you must mean Monday not tomorrow because today is Saturday and there is no ‘Start Of Business’ on Sunday.”
Guy: “No, no – me and some of the higher ups of the company are meeting with the customer tomorrow.”
Me: “On Sunday?”
Lumberg: “On Sunday.”
Me: “….?”
Lumberg: “Yeah we’re gonna need you to work on Saturday… Yeaaah…. And about the cover sheets on your TPS reports…”
Me: “….!?!?!?!”
Lumberg: “Yeaaaaaah…”
LET’S GO FLYERS
So, I’m watching the Flyers game and there is 30 seconds left in the second period. All of a sudden it cuts away and there is a report about the severe storms in the area. They couldn’t wait 30 seconds to tell me something it would take me 1 second to look out the window to realize. 30 SECONDS. Now I don’t know what happened at the end of hte second period. BOW!!!!
Not Bow – Guy Conversations
Posted by: Cropduster in not bow on April 22nd, 2009
Chicks talk on the phone for hours…
IM about nothing forever…
Endlessly leave Facebook comments…
Guys don’t have time for that nonsense.
Example of complete conversation from tonight:
That conversation obviously told me:
- Starving when do we eat
- Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice tits
- Too lazy to care about plugging this laptop in, but not too lazy to get another beer
- All women shouldn’t wear shirts but we’ll never get our way
Word.
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