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1. Inappropriate parking
So, this actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I drive up to the parking garage and theres a truck stopped right in front of the only entrance. While waiting I see the driver walk past me and I look at him and he looks right at me. He doesn’t indicate in any sort of manner that he’s going to move any time soon. Now, the truck isn’t right up against where the curb would be, it’s a few feet away. I think to myself, “I think I can squeeze through.” There was just enough space, minus the rearview mirror. On either side of the garage entrance guess how many cars were there. ZERO.
BOW!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Circles
Circles are bow to begin with, but at least people in NJ know how to navigate them. They usually do what my uncle does, don’t make eye contact and just keep driving. It’s a good technique that works. So, I drive through the only circle in Michigan on my way home and I swear Michigan drivers have no idea what to do. I would imagine this is what goes through their head.
Average Michigan driver: “Oh my god, a circle, I have no idea what to do. Oh wait, maybe if I drive 5 miles an hour in between the two lanes.”
Me, stuck behind the genius driver: “DRIVE A-HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
BOW!!!!
3. Gloves
The other week I left my gloves in my coat. The coat that I left at home because I didn’t want to take it back to Michigan. The other day the temp was in the 20′s and my hands were cold. To remedy the situation I went to the store. I’m looking around where they should have gloves and what do I find. NO GLOVES. In fact I didn’t see any kind of winter clothes at all. This is in a state where the average temp is about 3.5 degrees.
BOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Tagged bowsundays
why isn’t chick-fil-a open on sundays?
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Sony’s New Useless Sack of Shit
And the “not bow” award of the day goes to:
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Kudos to the Onion for making me change my shorts.
Tagged not bow, SonyStupid Parking Lot.
So I had lunch with a friend at this diner yesterday (not the club) and the parking lot is TERRIBLE.
So I drive my car to what seemed like the nearest possible exit. NO LEFT TURN. BOW. So I turn right. The complete opposite direction from the one I want to be going. BOW. So I make the first right I can and am forced to drive all the way over to the other side of the world due to an impenetrable barrier which might as well be a wall of fire cause you can’t drive over that shit. BOW. I drive around the wall of fire and make my way around to the next possible left turn entrance to the road that will take me out of the parking lot. That’s when a big ass 18 wheeler comes plowing through at mach three, killing all small rodents, cats, and unattended children in its path (not bow on the cat thing, but…) BOW. I finally make the left and happy happy joy joy I’m out to the main road. At this point I realize my dining companion who is obviously much smarter than me had avoided the no left turn and the wall of fire at the other end of the world by simply driving a straight around path and was in the car ahead of me – even after leaving like 10 minutes after me and saving the world via conference call sitting in the car in the parking lot of despair.
All of this is clearly illustrated above, as you can see. The path of my car is in blue. The path of the smarter person’s car is in pink. Diner Not Club at the top left. Wall of fire, big ass truck… yep it’s all there.
BOW.
Tagged parkingNot Bow: Bacon Explosion
Check it out. Amazing feat of culinary amazement if I do say so myself. Except for the physical detox needed after eating it. That is bow.
Tagged bacon