Posts Tagged ‘bow’
End of a long weekend.
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on May 25th, 2009
Tomorrow is Tuesday. But will feel Monday.
Bow.
Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest!
Posted by: Taz McNasty in really bow on May 16th, 2009
I had essentially this conversation with a sort of high level guy at my work today. Part by voicemail, part by email, but if it were an actual conversation I’m sure it would have gone exactly like this. For purposes of this posting, we’ll call him “Lumberg”
Lumberg: “I need this done for Start Of Business tomorrow.”
Me: “You mean Monday.”
Lumberg: “No tomorrow.”
Me: “Well, it’s Saturday 3p making tomorrow Sunday, so you must mean Monday not tomorrow because today is Saturday and there is no ‘Start Of Business’ on Sunday.”
Guy: “No, no – me and some of the higher ups of the company are meeting with the customer tomorrow.”
Me: “On Sunday?”
Lumberg: “On Sunday.”
Me: “….?”
Lumberg: “Yeah we’re gonna need you to work on Saturday… Yeaaah…. And about the cover sheets on your TPS reports…”
Me: “….!?!?!?!”
Lumberg: “Yeaaaaaah…”
ungreen thumbs
Posted by: ok10minute in bow on March 3rd, 2009
why do my orchids keep dying? i water them and give them sunlight and the other plans they are near are doing well!
bow.
Houston, we have a problem!!!!
Posted by: batman in really bow on February 26th, 2009
My toilet doesn’t flush right now. I think that statement speaks for itself.
BOW!!!!!
The money you could be saving with that insurance company
Posted by: Taz McNasty in really bow on February 24th, 2009
Hate thoese commercials…
Bathroom Scale
Posted by: Taz McNasty in bow on February 21st, 2009
FUCK YOU BATHROOM SCALE! fuck you.
3 BOWS at once
Posted by: batman in really bow on February 20th, 2009
1. Inappropriate parking
So, this actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I drive up to the parking garage and theres a truck stopped right in front of the only entrance. While waiting I see the driver walk past me and I look at him and he looks right at me. He doesn’t indicate in any sort of manner that he’s going to move any time soon. Now, the truck isn’t right up against where the curb would be, it’s a few feet away. I think to myself, “I think I can squeeze through.” There was just enough space, minus the rearview mirror. On either side of the garage entrance guess how many cars were there. ZERO.
BOW!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Circles
Circles are bow to begin with, but at least people in NJ know how to navigate them. They usually do what my uncle does, don’t make eye contact and just keep driving. It’s a good technique that works. So, I drive through the only circle in Michigan on my way home and I swear Michigan drivers have no idea what to do. I would imagine this is what goes through their head.
Average Michigan driver: “Oh my god, a circle, I have no idea what to do. Oh wait, maybe if I drive 5 miles an hour in between the two lanes.”
Me, stuck behind the genius driver: “DRIVE A-HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
BOW!!!!
3. Gloves
The other week I left my gloves in my coat. The coat that I left at home because I didn’t want to take it back to Michigan. The other day the temp was in the 20’s and my hands were cold. To remedy the situation I went to the store. I’m looking around where they should have gloves and what do I find. NO GLOVES. In fact I didn’t see any kind of winter clothes at all. This is in a state where the average temp is about 3.5 degrees.
BOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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