Bathroom Scale
FUCK YOU BATHROOM SCALE! fuck you.
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Also tagged1. Inappropriate parking So, this actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I drive up to the parking garage and theres a truck stopped right in front of the only entrance. While waiting I see the driver walk past me and I look at him and he looks right at me. He doesn’t indicate in [...]
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Also tagged iphoneHey look, some Q-tip heads in the Buick are advertising Bow today. I feel you gramps, I feel you.
Also tagged BuickSo there’s this girl. Let’s call her Derin. She says bow like the sound a dog makes. It’s bow like a f’in bow and arrow damnit. BOW!!!!!!!
Also taggedDo you know what’s BOW? Human Arms. What a piss-poor design. Normal functions become a burden when using your arms. Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach [...]
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