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Bathroom Scale

FUCK YOU BATHROOM SCALE!  fuck you.

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3 BOWS at once

1.  Inappropriate parking So, this actually happened a couple of weeks ago.  I drive up to the parking garage and theres a truck stopped right in front of the only entrance.  While waiting I see the driver walk past me and I look at him and he looks right at me.  He doesn’t indicate in [...]

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iphone ftw

iphones don’t support mms messages? bow oh yeah- no cut and paste either

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It’s That Kind of Day

Hey look, some Q-tip heads in the Buick are advertising Bow today.  I feel you gramps, I feel you.

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Saying it

So there’s this girl. Let’s call her Derin. She says bow like the sound a dog makes. It’s bow like a f’in bow and arrow damnit. BOW!!!!!!!

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Poor Design

Do you know what’s BOW? Human Arms.  What a piss-poor design.  Normal functions become a burden when using your arms.  Yesterday I had a wicked itch on my back halfway between the bottom of my neck and the top off my ass and, no matter how many ways I contorted myself, I could not reach [...]

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