Chicks talk on the phone for hours…
IM about nothing forever…
Endlessly leave Facebook comments…

Guys don’t have time for that nonsense.

Example of complete conversation from tonight:

That conversation obviously told me:
- Starving when do we eat
- Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice tits
- Too lazy to care about plugging this laptop in, but not too lazy to get another beer
- All women shouldn’t wear shirts but we’ll never get our way

Word.