Posts Tagged ‘not bow’

Not bow: Phillies Sweep Mets

LET’S GO PHILLIES!

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Not Bow – Guy Conversations

Chicks talk on the phone for hours…
IM about nothing forever…
Endlessly leave Facebook comments…

Guys don’t have time for that nonsense.

Example of complete conversation from tonight:
Guy chat

That conversation obviously told me:
- Starving when do we eat
- Wish Battlestar was on but this Mythbusters episode will do because that chick has nice tits
- Too lazy to care about plugging this laptop in, but not too lazy to get another beer
- All women shouldn’t wear shirts but we’ll never get our way

Word.

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NOT BOW: Camp Breakfast

Over the weekend we enjoyed an amazing breakfast while camping. Cheesy eggs, corn beef hash, bacon, sausage, scrapple, and bagels! (oh my!)

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Sony’s New Useless Sack of Shit

And the “not bow” award of the day goes to:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Kudos to the Onion for making me change my shorts.

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