So I had lunch with a friend at this diner yesterday (not the club) and the parking lot is TERRIBLE.

So I drive my car to what seemed like the nearest possible exit.  NO LEFT TURN.  BOW.  So I turn right. The complete opposite direction from the one I want to be going.  BOW.  So I make the first right I can and am forced to drive all the way over to the other side of the world due to an impenetrable barrier which might as well be a wall of fire cause you can’t drive over that shit.  BOW.  I drive around the wall of fire and make my way around to the next possible left turn entrance to the road that will take me out of the parking lot.  That’s when a big ass 18 wheeler comes plowing through at mach three, killing all small rodents, cats, and unattended children in its path (not bow on the cat thing, but…) BOW.  I finally make the left and happy happy joy joy I’m out to the main road.  At this point I realize my dining companion who is obviously much smarter than me had avoided the no left turn and the wall of fire at the other end of the world by simply driving a straight around path and was in the car ahead of me – even after leaving like 10 minutes after me and saving the world via conference call sitting in the car in the parking lot of despair.

All of this is clearly illustrated above, as you can see.  The path of my car is in blue.  The path of the smarter person’s car is in pink.  Diner Not Club at the top left.  Wall of fire, big ass truck… yep it’s all there.

BOW.